Are Denise Richards and Richie Sambora Already Over?

Reports are beginning to surface that the ill-fated loved affair between Denise Richards and Richie Sambora may already be over. I’m sure hearts are breaking everywhere as we all quietly relive the pain we felt upon hearing that Paris and Paris were never making it to the altar. How long do you think it will take Richie to run back to Heather Locklear and beg for a copy of the new house keys?

Don’t think for a minute that Heather didn’t have those locks changed the very minute she laid eyes on the pictures of Denise and Richie making out. I hope Richie brings backup because he might have to rumble with Heather’s alleged new man, David Spade. I’m shaking in my shoes just thinking about it.