Kevin Federline Wants a New Image

According to US Weekly, Kevin Federline, 28, is changing his image in the hopes of finding at least five people willing to buy his upcoming rap album. K-Fed shaved, cut and washed his greasy hair, and actually donned a suit for an Item magazine photo shoot. He even had a few moronic but entertaining things to say after the session.

"It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world and now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell."

Taco Bell is what he considers to be a real job? Maybe that's because his entire resume reads: Impregnated Shar Jackson and left her towards the end of her second pregnancy, married and impregnated Britney Spears twice, whined on MySpace about his failing career, and did I mention married Britney Spears?

"I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to."

An artist or a CEO? First of all, Kevin will always be judged as Britney's husband because to date, that still remains his greatest accomplishment. Besides, the fake rapper need not worry about that because if the rumors prove true, he'll be out on his butt in no time. Britney has allegedly been working with her legal team (aka her Mom) to work out the details of finally giving K-Fed the boot for good. Seriously, what does she need him for anyway?