Michelle Rodriguez Busts Out of Jail Early

Lost star Michelle Rodriguez was recently ordered to serve 60 days in prison as punishment for violating the terms of her parole. The abridged version of the case is that she just can't seem to remember that drinking and driving don't mix. After repeatedly breaking the same laws, she was prepared to pay the price with "hard" prison time, Martha Stewart style.

As luck would have it, and we all know celebrities have endless supplies of that, Michelle hit the jail jackpot. After a mere 4 hours and 27 minutes, the actress was released. The folks in LA cited federal budget cuts and overcrowding as the reason for her early dismissal. I guess she can call her travel agent and plan that big move to France she's been talking about!