Prince Albert Fathers Another Child

The New York Times is reporting that Prince Albert of Monaco still doesn't know how to keep it in his pants. The prince's lawyer confirmed to a Paris newspaper that 14-year-old Jazmin Grace Rotolo is in fact Prince Albert's child. They were hoping to conceal her identity until she turned 18, but the media has been all over the young girl.

Last summer, the prince also admitted to fathering a little boy named Alexandre, who was the proud fruit of his "labor" with a French flight attendant. Neither of his kids have a shot at the throne, but I'm sure they'll never have to work at Taco Bell like Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's children.