Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Plan to Trick the Paparazzi
Monday June 5, 2006
Tom Cruise's ex-wife, actress Nicole Kidman and country crooner Keith Urban have hatched up a brilliant plan to keep the paparazzi away from their impending nuptials on June 25. The big plan? An evening affair.
The logic behind the idea is that if it's dark out, then the photographers in the helicopters overhead won't be able to get any clear shots of the couple. I'm thinking that if it's too dark for the cameras, how will the bride and groom see each other? I mean, she could easily mistake one of the other cowboy guests for Keith and accidentally marry him. Listen, we all know Nicole married the wrong guy once before, so it could easily happen again. Let's just hope she brings her night vision goggles to the ceremony.
Comments
Thanks Bonnie! Would you believe that I was thinking of that song when I wrote the post? Great minds think alike!
It has nothing to do with the papparazzi, Nicole is afraid her crazy ex will show up in his spaceship in another attempt to be the center of attention. Run Katie, RUN !!
I’ve got twenty bucks says she signs th marriage papers before she finds out about the kadaitcha man of kuta posts in th newsgroups. I dont think she’s got enough real magic to know the kadaitcha man of australia even exists.
Practical magic indeed, he’s only knocked off a quarter million ppl.
Actress who plays magic parts.
Nicole Kidman is a covert lesbian full stop. She is cute looking but cold, both marriages are sham. She cannot have kids and will not have kids. She is a cereer`freak, self-centered, preoccupied with looking cute and appearing as a traditional beauty with traditional family values. Cruise has obviously demonstrated that he is more capable of having a family and wanting kids. Too bad fro Nicole and her self-pittying stories.
How do youknow Nicole is a lesbian? I don’t think she is.