News Flash: Nicole Richie Eats Food and Gains Weight!

It's bad enough that we were forced to watch Nicole Richie nearly starve herself to death, but now the media has taken to tracking her food habits and weight gain. People magazine reports that Nicole may have put on a whopping five pounds since announcing last month that she wants to take control of her health.

She even ditched her frighteningly anorexic stylist, Rachel Zoe, 35, in favor of real people who consume more than just diet coke and cigarettes. I just hope Nicole can handle the sudden shock of going from a size 0 to a size 2. No worries, as it's just another excuse for Daddy to buy her a brand new wardrobe.

Photo Credit: Matt Law.