Constance Marie Will Be Engaged Forever

On The View today, actress Constance Marie told the audience that she has been happily engaged for over seven years. That's right - seven long years spent wearing that shiny pointless ring. When Rosie noticed her diamond, she wished the George Lopez star congratulations and asked when it happened. Constance, 41, quickly and confidently replied, "Seven years. We've been together 11 years and in Hollywood, I think that's like 77 dog years." Did she actually compare herself to a dog?

It's bad enough that her man (or her) clearly has commitment issues, but there's no need for the self deprecation. Constance claims that she and her man, Kent Katich, are just so super busy right now that they're just too overwhelmed to get married. I can see how it would be exhausting to drive over to City Hall and sign those papers. To be honest, I'm getting tired just thinking about it.