Sienna Miller Loves Her Burgers and Cellulite

In a recent interview where Sienna Miller was asked about becoming the next Bond girl, she had quite a bit to say on the subject. While her penchant for bed-hopping is less than admirable, Sienna has always been known for her slender shape and unique fashion sense. Now, the actress is letting the world know that she's just a normal girl with cellulite.

"How can I be the next Bond girl? My cellulite wouldn't look very good in a bikini. Let's face it, my so-called fabulous shape is the result of very clever airbrushing. I have small boobs and cellulite. I don't really exercise and I eat all the burgers I want. I do feel my metabolism slowing down but I'm lucky because I'm young. But I'd rather be lumpy and heavy than skinny and miserable," Sienna said.

Who is she hoping to fool with that statement? We've seen Jude Law's ex in candid bikini beach shots that couldn't possibly have been airbrushed and there wasn't a trace of cellulite to be found. Sorry Sienna, we really tried, but we have no sympathy for you and your perfectly tiny figure.

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