Katee Holmes to Lose Her Virginity on Camera
Tuesday May 22, 2007
Katee Holmes, an 18-year-old student/aspring porn star, wants to lose her virginity on camera for all the world to see. Katee claims that she changed her name as a tribute of sorts to Tom Cruise's wife, Katie Holmes, who always played little miss innocent roles. "I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it," said Katee in a statement.
Not surprisingly, Tom Cruise and the real Katie Holmes are less than pleased with these plans. Unfortunately, I'm not so sure that Tom's people will even have a case against the actress. She's of legal age and if she chooses to go ahead with the video, there's not much anyone can do to stop her. It did get me thinking that maybe I should change my name to something more marketable. What about Linzee Lowin?
Comments
This Kateeeeee girl just wants to be a star and can you blame her for trying an unconventional method?
Did she say how many boys will be c-ming to aid her in losing her wretched virginity… I heard the guest list at the virtuous entrance will include:
- Wesley Pipes
- Thumb Cruise
- Johnny Deep
- Camera On Diaz
- OJ Simpson
- Michael Johnson
- Tiger Wood
I think this gossip columnist though ..should keep her name…
Bests,
- T. Cruise
Katee Holmes has a great way to market herself.Actress Katie Holmes should be flattered.