Paris Hilton Complains About Being in Jail
Wednesday June 6, 2007
What a shocker to hear that Paris Hilton is unhappy in her new home. Jail is not intended to be a comfy little getaway from the paparazzi. As it is, this spoiled diva has been given all kinds of special treatment. From taking her mug shot in full stage makeup with her extensions intact to an exemption from the routine cavity search, she's got it made. Paris called home to complain that her cell is "freezing cold", she can't sleep, and she's just miserable. Are the inmates bugging her? Nope. Could the guards be giving her a hard time? Nope. Paris is simply unable to be alone with herself and what few thoughts she can hold in the peanut known as her brain. They even had to call in an emergency psychiatrist to help her deal with the trauma. In the words of Justin Timberlake, cry me a river Paris Hilton.
Photo Credit: Steve Mack.
Comments
Poor Paris.The only thing she will die of is boredom.She should see the errors of her ways,instead of blaming her problems on others.
I don’t know why she is complaining.Martha Stewart’s popularity went through the roof once she got out of prison.Being that Paris Hilton is an opportunist,you would think she’d be soaking up the attention.
Once again the rich people win, this is total BS, a medical condition? WTF.
sorry to say I once missed a hearing for a court date and was arrested on a warrant and spent some time in jail, I am not complaining, but in there, I saw a guy (having a REAL heart attack ) and no one even cared, and he stayed in jail, they took him to the medical room and brought him back in sever pain. but poor Paris gets out from what I hear was a skin condition, come on. Lets face it, if your poor no one gives a crap about you, if you got money you can buy your way out of ANYTHING. I wounder if Paris will have OJ over for dinner since the poor little rich girl will complain of being bored locked up in her mansion.
Boo hoo,cry me a river Paris!