StyleDash is reporting that former supermodel and onetime rumored flame of Josh Hartnett, Helena Christensen, is planning to pose nude in an upcoming Playboy magazine spread. Unfortunately for all of the hopeful men across the world, Helena will surely disappoint when it comes to appearing nude in the layout.

Helena, 38, will be working with legendary photographer Paolo Reversi and it should be fairly tame. Helena, made famous by that sexy Chris Isaak video, said that the photos will be shot "in 70's-style, so it's really all about the innocence and playfulness of it." I'll give her a pass on 'playful', but when was the last time someone used the word 'innocent' to describe anything in the pages of Playboy?

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