Paris Hilton Offered One Million Dollars to Teach a Class

According to The New York Post, newly released prisoner Paris Hilton has received an offer from the Learning Annex to teach a one-hour class. Can you imagine Paris teaching anything?

The potential lecture on "How to Build Your Brand" would reportedly pay the spoiled heiress/jailbird an easy $1 million. Bill Zanker of the Annex told the Post, "She's a brilliant entrepreneur. She's obviously brilliant and my students would love her."

Is this guy off his rocker? Not only is Paris far from brilliant, but she probably can't even tie her own shoes. Would you sign up for Paris Hilton's class?

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