Lindsay Lohan Wants to Visit Troops in Iraq

Lindsay Lohan has run out of things to do in LA and now she wants to visit the troops in Iraq. "I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," she told Elle magazine. Lindsay even goes on to say, "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did when she went and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

Aspired to be a sex kitten pinup? Lindsay is just a burnt out party girl with too much time and money on her hands. Sorry to disappoint you Miss Lindsay, but to most people, you are well on your way to becoming the next Tara Reid.