Fox News is reporting that Paris Hilton will only get a 36 month probation for her recent DUI fiasco. Paris pleaded no contest to "alcohol related reckless driving" and will not serve any time in jail. She was too much of a diva to even show up in court, instead sending her legal team to do the dirty work.

She is also ordered to participate in an alcohol rehabilitation program and I'm sure she'll send her assistant in her place. The judge also offered to reduce the 36 month probation to 24 months if the heiress agrees to community service. The likelihood of that ever happening? Zilch.

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