Lindsay Lohan was arrested by police in Los Angeles at 2:00 am today for DUI (driving under the influence), according to PerezHilton. The rehab dropout's blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13 – which clearly exceeds the legal limit of .08. Lindsay was also allegedly found to be in possession of drugs, most specifically cocaine.

But wait, it still gets worse. She was also stupid enough to be driving on a suspended license as a result of her previous DUI arrest! Will this woman ever learn from her mistakes? Sadly, I think that all of this might be a cry for help and I have a pretty good idea of where she might be sent to "dry out" those tears. Just ask her former BFF Paris Hilton who proudly wore that orange jumpsuit.

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