February 2007
In a pre-Grammy interview with Ryan Seacrest, John Mayer was asked the burning question of the night about singer/actress Jessica Simpson. Ryan wanted to know if the rumors were true or not regarding John's relationship with singer Nick Lachey's ex-wife.
We've seen pictures of the pair grabbing coffee and hitting the beach, but they have yet to admit anything. After much prodding, John replied with a quick statement in Japanese followed by a recommendation that Ryan research the translation.
Apparently, his message in Japanese was, "She is very beautiful, and you're the last to know." How very cryptic indeed - it shouldn't take long at all to figure that one out.

